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SNEAK PEEK INTO LIFE IN THE FAR NORTH

Kikikikiki (sorry I had to start off on laughs. I'll let you in later)
Hy guys...
Ok, I thought I was gonna keep my northern experience to myself then give you guys a massive wrap after my service year. But then, I recently realized I'll lose originality. So, maybe I'll be more consistent now...

Lol. Ok. To why I started off on laughs.
It was sallah on Monday and Tuesday, Eid Mubarak. And y'all know baby girl is in the far north. So she experienced sallah 'inna' grand style like never before. A state where 98 out of 100 are Muslims. It was a WOW!

For a place where you barely see their females (I really don't know how to dive into that now), come sallah, I saw enough beautiful ladies to last me a life time. Some 'made ups' (I mean makeups. Was just trying to be sarcastic 🌚) that left my tongue in it's roof, and some dressings... Almost 12 kids on uniform celebration wear? My Father. I wasn't with my phone, I'd have taken pictures to show you guys. This place is a cool place to be guys, lots going on 😂😁😁

And I haven't told you guys. There was this day I was on the road. I cannot remember what I did, I'm almost sure I did nothing. All of a sudden, the typical African mother in a woman decided to scold me from an ongoing tricycle. And guess what? She scolded me in Hausa language. Guys, as at then, I barely had ten (10) words in my Hausa language vocabulary and this woman was lashing scolds? I couldn't but pity her. She was being pained for something I had no idea of. Even her words were not hurting me, they were just tongues 🌚😂😂😂😂😂 Trust me, I laughed home that day despite the long day I was having. She only elevated me instead of dampen my mood 🌚

Mehn! Language barrier is something huge.

Alright guys, guess gist time is over.

Your favourite baby girl is still in the far north by the way. And it's children's day. I wouldn't mind getting my children's day treat 🌚🤗

Lat'r 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻

Comments

  1. Xlence27 May 2020 at 08:04

    Nice one. We pray you don't fall in love with the far north and stay back there after service 😆

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    1. Eyilz11 June 2020 at 14:19

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 Stay? Lol. Maybe if the Lord changes His mind 💁

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  2. Unknown27 May 2020 at 08:19

    🤓..nothing pains than been angry with someone but the individual isn't bothered

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