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POST CAMP

...and on the 25th of November, camp ended with a POP (Passing Out Parade). Our joys knew no bounds bro, we couldn't wait to leave. Although, maybe in our ecstasy, we forgot leaving camp was leaving camp made friends. Yeah, for the second time in my life, I made friends in less than three weeks, guy and girlfriends and I still don't regret the relationships. Well, I shed a few tear (lots of us redeployed anyway 'cos the the security threat in our deployed state, that is Borno State. One of the reasons we camped at Katsina State instead of Borno state itself). Lol, yeah, you now know why our Mr. Macho contestant said Borno state is bordered by China. Lol. The state is the farthest in North Eastern Nigeria anyway. Bro maybe thought the next state is an Asian one, a Chinese one in particular. Anyway, I didn't leave camp till the 26th, I didn't want to have a night trip, so... And I was going on a 10hour thereabout trip. So, the next day, I left camp, together with o...

PLATOON THREE, in God we trust 😎

😂😂 Shocked? Nah, no need to be, I'll break it down. So, I was in platoon three on camp. Some preferred to call it 'three platoon' (whatever brings allawee to our accounts 🤷🏻‍♀ So, I'm not going to elongate things. Summary is, my platoon was the most populous on camp. Why? 'Cos we f'd up in all competitions and we could even care less 😂 (well, some of us did care, you know the taunts and all, some were really frustrated. Some people equally match up in frustrating others, so, I wouldn't blame no one). Lol. The dance competition was the craziest and funniest. I was part of those presenting anyway, so, we were all in it. Prior to our presentation, I'd bragged to my roommates about our awesome presentation. I even advised them to be present and not attempt hiding that particular night. Yeah, night. Remember the 8-10.30 pm social night? Yeah, that's where all the fun stuffs take place. Where we cool off the tension of the day. Long story sh...

NYSC CAMPING EXPERIENCE, 'FULLER' VERSION 😂😂

Lol. Yh, this is a fuller of the previous chat. And since that was 'NYSC CAMPING EXPERIENCE IN FULL', and this is the continuation, then this' the fuller version 💁 (Please don't mind me, I just kinda ran out of titles, so... We'll make do with that for now, biko {'biko' is please in Igbo language}. Damn, I'm getting to pick a little of all major Nigerian languages 😎). So, I got to my camp ground at approximately 3pm, Nigerian time. Then went for my registration, a lil bit of crosschecking of documents here and there, some form filling, passport stapling, then I got my kits and settled myself in a room of 16 (was the third to get to my room). Well, my roommates happened to be really cool people. We got so used to ourselves that I sometimes forgot we were up to 16 in the room; we were bounded into one. Yeah, the kits, I know you'd ask. It comprised of the NYSC jacket, trouser, cap, belt, khaki boots, 2 pair of socks, a crested vest (our popular ...