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PLATOON THREE, in God we trust 😎


😂😂 Shocked? Nah, no need to be, I'll break it down.
So, I was in platoon three on camp. Some preferred to call it 'three platoon' (whatever brings allawee to our accounts 🤷🏻‍♀
So, I'm not going to elongate things. Summary is, my platoon was the most populous on camp. Why? 'Cos we f'd up in all competitions and we could even care less 😂 (well, some of us did care, you know the taunts and all, some were really frustrated. Some people equally match up in frustrating others, so, I wouldn't blame no one).
Lol. The dance competition was the craziest and funniest. I was part of those presenting anyway, so, we were all in it. Prior to our presentation, I'd bragged to my roommates about our awesome presentation. I even advised them to be present and not attempt hiding that particular night. Yeah, night. Remember the 8-10.30pm social night? Yeah, that's where all the fun stuffs take place. Where we cool off the tension of the day.
Long story short, my platoon got on stage and the earth started whirling. Things didn't go as planned, drums especially, then we didn't go with our rehearsals. Babies, can you believed the over one thousand corp members on camp walked out on us? And we even kept dancing 😭😭😭😭😭😭 Heartless people. It wasn't funny. Thank God for a Tobi my girlfriend, she came to me immediately after the dance and then we went to eat (baby girl had to attend to tummy growls right? 🤷🏻‍♀) I didn't even spare no minute to cry for us.
Funny thing is, few minutes into the presentation, 'cos our dance was in two segments, people actually stood to applaud us. HAD WE KNOWN! 😭 Regrets! We should've just left it as that and courtesied out 😒
That was the match that ignited our popularity people. We were the talk of town till the end of camp 🤗 And well, my platoon didn't disappoint no one, we were just woeful in every other competition except in cooking where we came third 💃💃💃💃. But the good Lord been on our side, we never actually came last in any competition. Just that, that wonderful 'walk out' that was staged blew our trumpets. No other platoon got it. We were like the model, standard against which other platoons rated their rehearsal. No one wanted to be like us 😒 Durrrr, we were awesome in parades too ❤
Talking about parade competition, we couldn't be more grateful. Why? That was the only competition which was awarded. Guys, the first three platoons got the usual cups and the military leader of the winning platoon was even awarded the 'best commander' or something of sort (it's been months dhurr, I don't remember the exact name the award was tagged. Plus, my platoon leader didn't get the trophy, I could care less yeah? No beefs tho 😒). And the last position? They got a giant spoon, I don't even remember if it was a wooden or metal spoon 🤦🏻‍♀ And they did us the favour of taking the spotlight off our platoon for a while. Lol. Corp members asked them to bring the spoon to the kitchen to cook with. That was just the peak of it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 (my tummy will bust from laughs 😂😂😅😆😆😆😆😆).
I think that's all I want to talk about.
Thing is, in the midst of it, we were still united in the platoon. We made fun of us too, so no taunt from outsiders really got to us.
Ok, talking about making fun of us, there was this competition too (Mr. Macho and Mrs. Camp). Our male contestant shocked us all. Guy said Borno state is bordered by China and South Africa 😲😕😭😭😭😭 The South Africa was forgivable, but CHINA? China, Asia, in Africa? 😭😭 Trust me, we can't forget this in the years to come, no matter how far and wide we all travel 😭😭 I think that was what got us back our spot which the 'spooned platoon' took away from us 😂😆😆
Ok guy, I'm done talking. We really were the happening platoon. We were the envy of all 🌚
Ok, bye!
EyilZ 😍🤗🤗

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